Henry to Steinbrenner: Hugs, not bombs

In a brilliant display of presidential passive-aggression, John Henry responded to Hank Steinbrenner’s verbal bombs by giving him his very own certificate of sanity Red Sox Nation citizenship card.

“I’m a big Hank fan,” Henry wrote. “Just to ensure he knows how cool Red Sox Nation is, [Saturday] we officially inducted him as a member of Red Sox Nation and we are sending him his membership card giving him access to an array of options including our newsletter, bumper stickers, pins, Green Monster seats and a hat personally autographed by David Ortiz.”

Where was Remy during all this? Reading “My Pet Goat” to elementary school kids?